if you saw the linkedin post and made it here, this is the longer version. it's not a normal jd. we tried writing one and it kept coming out wrong, so we're not writing one.
read it. decide if it sounds like you. dm us.
starts their day in the support inbox. reads 10 tickets. spots a pattern in three of them that nobody else has connected yet.
opens posthog. watches 4 session replays back to back. sees the user pause on the same screen across all four. that's the bug.
opens cursor or claude code or whatever they're running. has 4 agents going by 10am. delegates the typing. starts writing only where agents fail. patches the 20% that would break in production if nobody was watching. ships before lunch.
argues with design in the afternoon. wins some, loses some. is right more than wrong because they've watched 40 user sessions this week. you can't argue with a replay.
picks up a stale ticket nobody got to. ships the fix. doesn't tell anyone. notices a week later when somebody says "huh, that bug stopped happening".
writes a 4-line slack message to the customer who complained. not a 14-paragraph one.
does all of this mostly without anyone telling them to.
your only job here is to automate your own job. until there's nothing left of it. then you find a harder one. usually within 6 months.
you breathe agents in and out. 5 running by 10am. you ship more in a week than most engineers ship in a quarter. you catch the 4 things claude was about to break before they go near prod. by month 6 you've made your week-1 self obsolete. then you do it again.
we are not interested in people who optimize for not having to learn new things. we'll cycle you through 3 versions of yourself in 12 months. on purpose. the role mutates faster than the title can keep up.
if that sounds like a threat, you're hearing it wrong. if it sounds like an offer, we should probably talk.
you've shipped something real. preferably something a non-you human has used and given you unfiltered feedback on. side project, hackathon, internal tool at an internship, the chrome extension you built for your roommate, the discord bot. doesn't have to be polished. has to be real.